The Complete List

I'm a pretty active reader of the fiction. I do like to read, and I highlight and scrawl notes in the margins of my favorite novels. I'm also a complete socialist when it comes to books and share my library liberally. Thing is, though, I take a long time to read a book because I think about the size of my butt quite often and when you are obsessing a great deal about your badunkadunk, you often don't like to remain in sitting position too long.

Which may explain why I've only read seven, count 'em 7, of TIME Magazine's 100 best English language novels (published since 1923). I've got some badunkadunk expanding, er, reading to do.