Yesterday I was able to take a leisurely bike ride. The weather was a splendid summer cocktail of warm, breezy and sunny. Baby Girl and Loverpants were out causing car accidents, what with how distractingly cute they look all riding in and pushing that jogging stroller, respectively. They left the house before I did and as I was turning onto a main drag I saw a cute dad with a hottie body pushing a jogging stroller OH WAIT THAT'S MY FAMMMMBLY! I passed them and looked back and my little darling was looking exactly like Red the Fraggle with two ponytails defying gravity. The moment gave me goosebumps, my beautiful family, the beautiful weather, this city, this air, these freckles and suntan lotion that make up this moment! Ah, to be alive!

Then Lovey shouted something that I only heard the last words of -- wahh--Polka dots?

Kenny! Your pants! They're see-through.

***

Apologies to the estimated 10,000 people I passed along the Harborwalk yesterday. I hope my polka-dotted underwear did not offend.