We are doing some remodeling here at Kendraspondence.com and one major project to address is our subscription list. We had problems in the past, and by that I mean, spambots had too much fun in the past, but we've fixed that now--hip hip! To incentive you wonderful readers to subscribe (see sidebar to the right), we've got a giveaway. It's for funaholics only. And for Virginia Woolf, poor thing. She didn't have quite enough fun in this life, it would appear. So wear a Nite Glo necklace, put on a handlebar mustache, and read a Room of One's Own with a sense of irony.

On Friday May 31, I'll draw a number and if that number corresponds to the order in which you subscribed to the site, YOU WIN!